ButtFluck Funny Jokes

Waiter : "What would you like to have ..fruit juice, soda, tea, milk, or coffee?"
Customer: "Tea please"
Waiter : " Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or green tea ?"
Customer : "Ceylon tea "
Waiter : "How would you like it ? "black or white?"
Customer: "White"
Waiter: "Milk, whitener, or condensed milk ?"
Customer: "With milk "
Waiter: "Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk"
Customer: "With cow milk please.
Waiter: " Milk from Holstein or Ayrshire cow?"
Customer: " Um, I'll take it black. "
Waiter: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Customer: "With sugar"
Waiter: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Customer: "Cane sugar"
Waiter: "White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Customer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
Waiter: "Mineral water or tap water ? "
Customer: "Mineral water"
Waiter: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Customer: "I'll rather die of thirst