ButtFluck Funny Jokes

Josh and Jake are bungee-jumping one day when Josh has a brainstorm, "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico." Jake agrees that it would be a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they'll need - a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble.

Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. When everything is ready Jake gives it a test jump. When he bounces at the end of the cord and comes back up, Josh notices that Jake has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, Josh isn't able to catch him, so Jake falls again, bounces, and then comes back up. This time, Jake is bruised and bleeding.

Again, Josh misses him. Jake goes down again and this time, he comes back pretty messed up - he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. On the next attempt, Josh finally catches him and pulls him in. "What happened?" he asks. "Was the cord too long?" Jake catches his breath and replies, "No, the cord was fine, but tell me... what the hell is a pinata?"