Get Out O' My Car
Posted On Wednesday, July 9, 2008 at at 12:22 PM by BunkmonKee
An old lady finished her shopping and returned to her car to find two men in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, screaming at the top of her lungs that they should get out of the car. The two men didn't wait around for a second invitation, but got out and ran like mad. The lady loaded her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat.
Small problem -- her key wouldn't fit the ignition. Her car was identical to the one she was in, but was parked four spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into her own car and drove to the police station.
The officer to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in half with laughter and pointed to the far end of the counter, where two men were reporting a carjacking by some crazy old woman.
