ButtFluck Funny Jokes

One morning a man was jogging along the beach when he tripped over a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp, but the genie was mad that the man had kicked his lamp.

Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. However because of what you did, I will also give twice what you wish for to the person you hate the most: your ex-wife."

So the man agreed and made his first wish. "I want tons of money", he said. Instantly 20 million dollars appear in the man's bank account and 40 million appeared in his ex-wife's account.

For his second wish, the man wished for a couple of sports cars. Instantly a Maserati, Ferrari and a Porsche appeared, but at the same time outside his ex-wifes' house appeared two of each car.

Finally the genie said, "This is your last wish, you should choose carefully", and so the man replied... "I've always wanted to donate a kidney..."