ButtFluck Funny Jokes

Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they see lights flashing in the rear view mirror. "What are we going to do?", asks the drunk passenger.

"Don't worry", I know what to do. Peel the label off your bottle and stick it to your forehead and let me do all the talking.

They pull over and the cop gets out. "May I see your license and registration?", he asks. The guy gives him his license. "Have you been drinking?", replied the officer. "No sir.", said the driver.

Well, you were weaving back and forth. "Are you sure you haven't had anything to drink?", The officer asked.

"I swear officer, I haven't had a sip.", the driver muttered.

Well, "Why do you have beer labels on your foreheads?"

The man answers, "These aren't labels. We're alcoholics, and we're on the patch."