ButtFluck Funny Jokes

A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.

The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog."

"Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his beer and goes to a table near the door.

Another guy walks into the bar with a Shih Tzu. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog."

The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a beer. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"

The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Shih Tzu's as seeing-eye dogs."

The man pauses for a half-second and replies, "They gave me a Shih Tzu?"