Funny Thing Happened Last Night Honey!!!
Posted On Monday, July 7, 2008 at at 2:26 PM by BunkmonKee
A guy in a bar pukes all over his brand new shirt. “Damn,” he says. “I puked on my shirt again. If the wife finds out, she’s gonna kill me.”
“Not to worry,” says the bartender and puts a $20 bill in the man’s pocket. “Just tell her someone puked on you and gave you some cash to cover the cleaning bill.”
So the guy goes home and tells the wife about the guy who puked on him. She reaches into her husbands pocket and finds two twenties. “Why are there two twenties?” she asks.
The man replies, “Oh, yeah, he crapped in my pants, too.”
