What To Say When You Get Drunk
Posted On Friday, July 11, 2008 at at 1:19 PM by BunkmonKee
A guy woke up at home with a huge hangover. He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sat down and noticed his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, and so is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and spots a note on the table. "Honey , breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"
He goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door." Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
The son replies, " Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes and shoes off, you said , "Hey !, leave me alone!, I'm married!"
