Yo Mama Jokes I

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw a sign that said "Free" next to a couch she took the sign.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cellphone!

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Skippy.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo mama so stupid she makes Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner.

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